- in my history class today
- some girl: i dont get why guys like lesbian porn so much i mean its weird its not like theres any girls that like gay porn seriously
- me: sinks down slowly into my chair until i sink through the floor and into the depths of hell
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg
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OH GOD HOW DO YOU WRITE SMUT HOW SHOULD I START
OK THAT IS A GOOD START TIME FOR A BREAK
No you’re done post it you’re golden
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whoa, whoa, whoa Union Station is completely flooded. I’m seriously at the station all the time and this is just so creepy and weird!!
i leave and this happens woah
sorry mom i can’t go to school tomorrow i have a disease that causes me to spontaneously turn into a carrot stick and i wouldn’t want to worry anyone
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